I’m a fantasy douchebag.  You probably are too, you just don’t know it.

Have you ever asked someone if they play fantasy football, and then before they even answer you tell them how ridiculous your team is?  I have.  Because I’m a douchebag and I’m willing to admit it.  The only difference between you and me is self-awareness.

I like to have twenty minute conversations with people about fantasy football and then leave that conversation unable to remember a single word the other guy said.

I have a wall at my mom’s house that is full of my Pop Warner participant ribbons.  So I kind of know what the fuck I’m talking about when it comes to football.

You might overhear me in a bar someday commenting on the Cover 2 defense.  You might think to yourself “I think I heard Tony Dungy say that exact same thing on Sunday night”, and you will be right.  Tony Dungy is widely known to be a plagiarist.  Google it.  It’s true.

If you’re still reading, let’s be honest and stop pretending that you don’t have some real problems.  You’re just as big of a douchebag as I am.  I might run a lightly trafficked site about fantasy sports.  But you’re reading it.  So what does that say about how your life has turned out?  I’m sure you’re just killing a little time between performing complex heart surgeries right?  I thought so.

I might be a FantasyDouche, but so are you.